murphysInsomniac: ☼

so, quite a few of you guys appreciated the last post we put up. we are at a whole 5 followers now! i just wanted to remind everyone that if you find something you would like us to post, or if there is a pairing you would like us to put up, we are always interested.

murphysInsomniac: ☼ posting this here. partially because i find this highly amusing, and partly because having that ancestor picture there was distressing me. the art is decent, but the picture itself was bizarre. 

anyway, this here. the are it pretty simple, but it amuses the heck out of me. this is one of only a few pictures i have saved to my computer with jade in them. ive yet to be impressed with her as a character.

myartwillendfandoms:

Man I’ve been drawing a lot lately. If only I drew something that wasn’t an exact copy of the last one.

Used some ref for Sufferer’s body. Now for a million tags.

sleazyConundrum:

ahahhahahah motherfück

why is this art so perfect and so ünbelievably awful at the same time

i have very little to say

this is so wonderfülly realistic

god damn 10/10

danidrawsdicks:

cyperus:

I’m probably going to regret this blog

oh this is beautiful

murphysInsomniac: ☼ the lighting is exquisite, dirks ass is plush but believable, the pose and perspective are a lovely combination. the only qualm i have is that slightly girly ass look on their faces. 

i mean, its one thing to have a ‘sweet moment’ sex picture, but that pose is not a sweet moment pose. thats a ‘in the middle of dominating your sweet ass’ pose.

snaxattacks:

When people say ‘tentabulge’ this is what comes to mind for me. 

sleazyConundrum:

hrrrrrrrrrm. This.

those nips are kind of scary. i don’t müch like those.

büt the rest of this is kind of an abstract depiction of the hüman sexüal experience, possibly. i dünno if that’s what they were going for.

it’s terrifying and awfül büt… :D

7/10

well, steven, nobody looks at the crap i post anyway. and i do leave signatures on everything.

myartwillendfandoms:

I can’t wait until my girlfriend’s here again.

People always make Nepeta strong and muscled because she’s like a wild animal but my headcanon is that she’s a chubby little cat who just lazes around all day.

sleazyConundrum:

i may retch. excüse me while i retch.

i have now retched. i will proceed.

this art. it’s just sqüishy and groty. it’s a novel concept, making characters fat, büt it doesn’t work too well here

i mean

blüh

jüst why

i need to stop looking at this 

3/10 the colors sück ass and the tail is ünpleasant

yummytomatoes:

i wanted to draw dicks, human gamzee and his clown face paint
welp 

murphysInsomniac: ☼ this was too cute to pass up. i dont care what my partner says about me posting to many gay men, this happens to be my dashboard and thats what i get.

i just, love that last expression. its kind of adorable.

sleazyConundrum:

this is easily the best porn i have ever seen

murphysInsomniac: ☼ lazy ass is too good for my partner. so, in retaliation, have some non-homestuck yoai. 

draco’s chin is the slightest bit odd and its a little hard to tell he is indeed draco, but overall this is a wonderfully composed piece. the expressions look very tender and honest, and can i just say :rawr, those shoulders!

pedoshaming:

antemrd:

soullux:

two of my requests

IM SORRY I TRIED. they both translate to porn for me T_T

WHAOWHAOWHAOWHAOWHAOWHAOOOOOO
HHHHHH JSDFJKSJDFJJKLJ ♥♥♥♥

wow that butt

murphysInsomniac: ☼ posting again, because my partner is a lazy ass. here, have some yoais. my only complaint: jakes tan is sort of orange and its disconcerting. everything else is lovely though. particularly, i love the expressions and the curve of dirk’s back, and jakes hand in his hair. 

murphysInsomniac: ☼ My partner did not appreci8 my post earlier. Apparently it was not porny enough. So, just for them: their favorite troll and their patron troll.

They had 8etter appreci8 this one. I think it’s pro8a8ly awfully done, 8ut I am tired and I don’t know the difference.

Again, I colored, 8ut the lines were someone else’s.

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sleazyConundrum:

I love this, and i love yoü, mürphy. yoü stüpid faggot.

murphysInsomniac: ☼ Here, have some cow8oy Dirk chest. hmmmmmmmm

(colored it myself. lineart not mine, o8viously)

Happy 4-13 to our DARLING followers. we aw8 your asks in our ass8ox for any pairing you could want.

awinkanddoublepistols:

Not porn I know. But includes nudity so into my nsfw blog it goes.

These can be found in my main blog as well. But I cant figure out how to reblog from my main blog to one of my side blogs. So I guessed I’d just post them again all in one photoset. No biggie. 

I will do the boys some time soon in the future. when I feel more comfortable with male anatomy. Because It turns out Im still pretty noobish at it. Ops? 

But it is a thing that will happen my dears. No worries. 

murphysInsomniac: ☼ here, have some lovely nude ladies. maybe i will do some coloring on these later?

murphysInsomniac: ☼ hey hey, just wanted you guys to know, i opened up submissions and made it possible to be anon in the askbox, so if you want to send us anything, go on ahead.

so, send us any specific thing you wish us to take a wack at. if you dont specify who you want to do the writing, we both will. 

also, if there is a pairing you want to see something of, send us an ask and tell us if you want something pretty, or aweful.